Fuck Hybrids

That’s right. I am so sick of hearing about those fucking things. And I’m tired of hearing people talk about them like they’re the greatest thing in the world. I’ll keep on saying it: That prius is packed to the hilt with rare earth metal batteries that are very difficult to put together and mine. Nickel is a particularly messy metal to get. And then there are the mileage figures. 50mpg? On the highway? If you’re lucky? Go fuck yourself. If it doesn’t get over 60 in all conditions, I’m not interested. See the Volkswagen BlueMotion line. Oh, but we can’t get those here in America. Fucking bullshit!